RE: Man Named 'Tiffany' Is Dominating Women's Pro Volleyball in Brazil
March 1, 2018 at 2:09 pm
(This post was last modified: March 1, 2018 at 2:14 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
If there were a puppy clubbing circuit in the us, I'd be a ringer...I'd even wager that I'd be better than most females at puppyclubbing. To declare me, as a male - or males in general by reference to me "more athletic" on those grounds would make me giggle while I was clubbing puppies.
I'm just better at clubbing puppies because I know that their flesh is delicious and unspoiled by work. I doubt I'd play unless we got to eat them. The presence of penis is conspicuously absent in any explanation of why I can club puppies like a boss. I'm just a fundamentally hangry person. I come by it natural, my grandmother is fucking -evil-.
I'm just better at clubbing puppies because I know that their flesh is delicious and unspoiled by work. I doubt I'd play unless we got to eat them. The presence of penis is conspicuously absent in any explanation of why I can club puppies like a boss. I'm just a fundamentally hangry person. I come by it natural, my grandmother is fucking -evil-.
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