Pennsylvania Church asks couples to bring in their AR-15's so they can bless the guns

[Joods]

+15 holy damage

I'd like my AR-15 upgraded even further.
AR-15 of Undead Bane. On hit deals 1d8+2 per user level of good damage to undead. Vorpal hits deal an additional 3d10 good damage. Useful against MAGAs and fundies of any denomination.

You would have done 6d6 + 6 damage for 7 rounds had you been using the Divine Hammer. A bonus of 2d4 for each undead you attack. If your hammer is in melee with an undead, you get an extra attack in. 

You people really don't know how to choose your weapons appropriately.