I'll add a few of my favourite computer science ones.
"There are 10 types of people in the world: those who know binary and those who don't."
"There are 10 types of people in the world: those who know binary, those who don't, and those who know that this is secretly a trinary joke."
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
All programmers are playwrights, and all computers are lousy actors.
Have you heard about the new Cray super computer? It’s so fast, it executes an infinite loop in 6 seconds.
The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.
"There are 10 types of people in the world: those who know binary and those who don't."
"There are 10 types of people in the world: those who know binary, those who don't, and those who know that this is secretly a trinary joke."
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
All programmers are playwrights, and all computers are lousy actors.
Have you heard about the new Cray super computer? It’s so fast, it executes an infinite loop in 6 seconds.
The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.
