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Pastor Compares Atheists to Sex Offenders.
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RE: Pastor Compares Atheists to Sex Offenders.
(August 31, 2011 at 5:39 pm)Moros Synackaon Wrote: Thor, I would interject before they make their prayer request of "Let's give thanks" and then "Thank you to the..." and list who actually deserves some credit and then say dryly, "I believe you wanted to thank your God now?", in the most disinterested state possible. Shouldn't be too hard.

Ridicule is an art. Big Grin

Not a bad idea. It would be fun to pipe up before they begin their prayer and say, "I'd like to give thanks!". Then I could say, "I'd like to thank the farmer for growing and harvesting the food. I'd like to thank the trucker for transporting the food. I'd like to thank the grocer for selling the food. And I'd like to thank Mary for preparing and serving the food." I think that would take away sopme of their thunder when they praise "god" for the food.
(August 31, 2011 at 5:39 pm)ConformingDeath Wrote: I must ask. Which states do you think of as the bible belt. And nice avatar btw.

I would say the "Bible Belt" covers everything from the Carolinas through Texas. If I remember correctly, my buddy was in Alabama.

Glad you like the avatar! The dog in "Up" was hysterical!
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.

God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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Pastor Compares Atheists to Sex Offenders. - by leo-rcc - August 31, 2011 at 8:37 am
RE: Pastor Compares Atheists to Sex Offenders. - by Jaysyn - August 31, 2011 at 11:14 am
RE: Pastor Compares Atheists to Sex Offenders. - by Jaysyn - August 31, 2011 at 3:19 pm
RE: Pastor Compares Atheists to Sex Offenders. - by Thor - August 31, 2011 at 10:26 am
RE: Pastor Compares Atheists to Sex Offenders. - by frankiej - August 31, 2011 at 10:29 am
RE: Pastor Compares Atheists to Sex Offenders. - by Thor - August 31, 2011 at 11:25 am
RE: Pastor Compares Atheists to Sex Offenders. - by frankiej - August 31, 2011 at 10:34 am
RE: Pastor Compares Atheists to Sex Offenders. - by Thor - August 31, 2011 at 5:36 pm
RE: Pastor Compares Atheists to Sex Offenders. - by Thor - September 1, 2011 at 10:09 am
RE: Pastor Compares Atheists to Sex Offenders. - by Cinjin - August 31, 2011 at 8:30 pm
RE: Pastor Compares Atheists to Sex Offenders. - by Violet - September 1, 2011 at 12:39 pm
RE: Pastor Compares Atheists to Sex Offenders. - by Erinome - September 4, 2011 at 3:02 am
RE: Pastor Compares Atheists to Sex Offenders. - by Kayenneh - September 4, 2011 at 5:40 am
RE: Pastor Compares Atheists to Sex Offenders. - by Kayenneh - September 4, 2011 at 9:31 am
RE: Pastor Compares Atheists to Sex Offenders. - by Justtristo - September 4, 2011 at 10:14 am
RE: Pastor Compares Atheists to Sex Offenders. - by Justtristo - September 4, 2011 at 10:45 am

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