Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because it wanted to crash.
Q: How can you tell if your computer is confused?
A: It shows a blank screen.
Q: What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
A: It slipped a disk.
Q: How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?
A: Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."
Q: Why was there a bug in the computer?
A: Because it wanted to take a byte out of the computer.
A: Because it wanted to crash.
Q: How can you tell if your computer is confused?
A: It shows a blank screen.
Q: What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
A: It slipped a disk.
Q: How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?
A: Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."
Q: Why was there a bug in the computer?
A: Because it wanted to take a byte out of the computer.
