Mickey Mouse is trying to divorce Minnie.
"I'm sorry, Mr Mouse," says the lawyer. "Your wife being insane isn't ground for divorce."
"I didn't say she was insane," said Mickey, "I said she's fucking Goofy!"
"I'm sorry, Mr Mouse," says the lawyer. "Your wife being insane isn't ground for divorce."
"I didn't say she was insane," said Mickey, "I said she's fucking Goofy!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"