(March 25, 2018 at 6:48 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Definitely a first world dog ...Her only serious issues are whether to hold off on the boiled chicken or wait for a schmacko first?
Yeah, she's not too picky about her food, as long as there is some chicken or turkey added. We created that issue when she had an abscessed tooth and could only eat thoroughly diced soft food until we got her to the vet. She's no stranger to dirt, though. She used to dig up peanuts that the squirrels buried in our yard. The squirrels got the nuts from one neighbor. She broke some teeth on the rocks that were in the ground with the peanuts. Thus, the tooth problems. She's a real sweetie, and will come right up to anyone as if they are her friend for life. The lizards in the yard will go up to her, nose to nose, and if she's sunning herself, birds will come down where she is and hop around, taking a dirt bath without fear. Useless as tits on a boar, and not too bright. But that's not what we hired her for.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
