OK, Christians! I have my KJV!

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OK, Christians! I have my KJV!

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RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV!

March 26, 2018 at 8:48 pm

An SDA chaplain told me that to understand the Bible you need hermeneutics. My hermeneutics are doubt and distrust of authority.

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OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by chimp3 - March 25, 2018 at 10:52 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by The Valkyrie - March 25, 2018 at 10:54 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by chimp3 - March 25, 2018 at 10:55 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by The Valkyrie - March 25, 2018 at 10:57 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by chimp3 - March 25, 2018 at 11:03 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by The Valkyrie - March 25, 2018 at 11:04 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by chimp3 - March 25, 2018 at 11:06 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by The Valkyrie - March 25, 2018 at 11:08 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by chimp3 - March 25, 2018 at 11:10 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by vorlon13 - March 25, 2018 at 10:55 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Minimalist - March 25, 2018 at 11:02 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by vorlon13 - March 26, 2018 at 7:51 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Pat Mustard - March 26, 2018 at 8:19 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by I_am_not_mafia - March 26, 2018 at 9:03 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by vorlon13 - March 25, 2018 at 10:59 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by ignoramus - March 25, 2018 at 11:12 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 26, 2018 at 9:01 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Catholic_Lady - March 26, 2018 at 2:53 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by vulcanlogician - March 26, 2018 at 3:22 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Catholic_Lady - March 26, 2018 at 3:36 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Amarok - March 29, 2018 at 12:56 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Paraselene - March 26, 2018 at 3:37 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Minimalist - March 26, 2018 at 8:37 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by chimp3 - March 26, 2018 at 6:53 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by John V - March 28, 2018 at 3:39 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by chimp3 - March 28, 2018 at 6:27 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Pat Mustard - March 30, 2018 at 6:19 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Jehanne - March 30, 2018 at 6:51 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Jehanne - March 26, 2018 at 2:53 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Drich - March 26, 2018 at 3:19 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Jehanne - March 26, 2018 at 5:16 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Drich - March 27, 2018 at 2:12 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Jehanne - March 27, 2018 at 5:00 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Drich - March 28, 2018 at 4:39 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Brian37 - March 27, 2018 at 5:07 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Succubus - March 26, 2018 at 8:01 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Drich - March 28, 2018 at 3:30 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Succubus - March 29, 2018 at 4:40 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Drich - March 30, 2018 at 12:32 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Succubus - March 30, 2018 at 1:40 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Succubus - March 30, 2018 at 9:20 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Nay_Sayer - March 30, 2018 at 11:21 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by The Grand Nudger - March 26, 2018 at 3:24 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Minimalist - March 26, 2018 at 3:30 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Angrboda - March 26, 2018 at 3:36 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by The Grand Nudger - March 26, 2018 at 4:00 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 26, 2018 at 6:56 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by vulcanlogician - March 27, 2018 at 3:45 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by The Valkyrie - March 26, 2018 at 7:28 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Neo-Scholastic - March 26, 2018 at 8:15 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Succubus - March 26, 2018 at 9:28 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by chimp3 - March 26, 2018 at 10:29 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Jehanne - March 26, 2018 at 8:23 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by drfuzzy - March 26, 2018 at 8:40 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by chimp3 - March 26, 2018 at 8:48 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Minimalist - March 26, 2018 at 9:03 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by chimp3 - March 26, 2018 at 9:24 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by The Grand Nudger - March 26, 2018 at 11:33 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by The Grand Nudger - March 27, 2018 at 2:16 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by vorlon13 - March 27, 2018 at 5:01 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 27, 2018 at 5:11 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Jehanne - March 28, 2018 at 5:23 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Drich - March 29, 2018 at 10:12 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Jehanne - March 29, 2018 at 12:19 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Drich - March 29, 2018 at 12:55 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Jehanne - March 29, 2018 at 2:49 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Drich - March 29, 2018 at 4:19 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by stretch3172 - March 29, 2018 at 10:53 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by vorlon13 - March 29, 2018 at 12:33 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Amarok - March 29, 2018 at 12:50 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Drich - March 29, 2018 at 12:58 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Amarok - March 29, 2018 at 1:00 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Jehanne - March 29, 2018 at 4:25 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Godscreated - March 30, 2018 at 1:44 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by chimp3 - March 30, 2018 at 5:03 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Godscreated - March 30, 2018 at 11:42 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by chimp3 - March 31, 2018 at 4:41 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Godscreated - April 1, 2018 at 1:34 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by chimp3 - April 1, 2018 at 1:56 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Jehanne - March 30, 2018 at 9:46 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Godscreated - March 31, 2018 at 12:47 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Jehanne - March 31, 2018 at 7:32 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Godscreated - April 1, 2018 at 1:20 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by chimp3 - April 1, 2018 at 1:24 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Pat Mustard - April 1, 2018 at 4:48 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Godscreated - April 1, 2018 at 11:15 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by drfuzzy - April 2, 2018 at 10:34 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Jehanne - April 1, 2018 at 8:49 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Succubus - April 1, 2018 at 10:03 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Jehanne - March 30, 2018 at 1:20 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Jehanne - March 30, 2018 at 2:08 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by He lives - March 30, 2018 at 3:57 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Jehanne - March 30, 2018 at 6:15 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by He lives - April 1, 2018 at 10:45 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Jehanne - April 1, 2018 at 5:27 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by downbeatplumb - March 31, 2018 at 8:13 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by LadyForCamus - April 4, 2018 at 9:18 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by He lives - April 4, 2018 at 10:38 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Jehanne - April 4, 2018 at 10:54 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by He lives - April 4, 2018 at 11:16 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Jehanne - April 5, 2018 at 8:06 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Pat Mustard - April 7, 2018 at 11:10 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by He lives - April 7, 2018 at 10:12 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Pat Mustard - April 12, 2018 at 4:06 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by He lives - April 12, 2018 at 11:21 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by LadyForCamus - April 4, 2018 at 11:58 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by The Valkyrie - April 4, 2018 at 11:59 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by The Valkyrie - April 5, 2018 at 12:19 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by He lives - April 5, 2018 at 1:23 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by LadyForCamus - April 5, 2018 at 1:41 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by He lives - April 6, 2018 at 12:59 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by LadyForCamus - April 6, 2018 at 11:23 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Huggy Bear - April 6, 2018 at 11:54 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by LadyForCamus - April 6, 2018 at 12:10 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by He lives - April 6, 2018 at 1:46 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Succubus - March 30, 2018 at 4:39 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Amarok - March 30, 2018 at 6:37 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by The Grand Nudger - March 31, 2018 at 12:44 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Amarok - March 31, 2018 at 5:24 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Catholic_Lady - April 1, 2018 at 9:44 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Catholic_Lady - April 1, 2018 at 10:08 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Succubus - April 1, 2018 at 10:12 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Catholic_Lady - April 1, 2018 at 10:20 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Succubus - April 1, 2018 at 10:30 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Catholic_Lady - April 1, 2018 at 11:27 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Drich - April 4, 2018 at 1:23 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Catholic_Lady - April 4, 2018 at 1:37 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Succubus - April 4, 2018 at 7:14 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Catholic_Lady - April 4, 2018 at 8:01 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Amarok - April 1, 2018 at 11:30 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by vorlon13 - April 1, 2018 at 11:42 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by MysticKnight - April 1, 2018 at 11:47 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by possibletarian - April 2, 2018 at 10:38 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Minimalist - April 4, 2018 at 1:47 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Lek - April 5, 2018 at 12:30 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by JackRussell - April 5, 2018 at 2:37 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Minimalist - April 6, 2018 at 1:15 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by He lives - April 6, 2018 at 11:03 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Jehanne - April 6, 2018 at 12:08 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by JackRussell - April 6, 2018 at 3:16 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by He lives - April 6, 2018 at 7:47 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by vulcanlogician - April 6, 2018 at 8:11 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by He lives - April 6, 2018 at 8:47 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Jehanne - April 6, 2018 at 9:41 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by He lives - April 6, 2018 at 9:48 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Jehanne - April 6, 2018 at 10:09 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by downbeatplumb - April 7, 2018 at 5:45 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Jehanne - April 7, 2018 at 7:44 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by He lives - April 7, 2018 at 10:03 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by vulcanlogician - April 6, 2018 at 3:37 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by LadyForCamus - April 6, 2018 at 3:39 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Succubus - April 7, 2018 at 3:46 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by LadyForCamus - April 6, 2018 at 8:36 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by The Grand Nudger - April 6, 2018 at 11:53 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by He lives - April 7, 2018 at 9:57 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by The Grand Nudger - April 7, 2018 at 10:00 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by JackRussell - April 7, 2018 at 3:15 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by vulcanlogician - April 7, 2018 at 4:00 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Succubus - April 7, 2018 at 4:42 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by He lives - April 10, 2018 at 8:27 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Jehanne - April 11, 2018 at 8:56 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by JackRussell - April 7, 2018 at 4:02 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by vorlon13 - April 10, 2018 at 10:12 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by JackRussell - April 11, 2018 at 9:03 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by He lives - April 11, 2018 at 11:46 pm

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Jehanne - April 8, 2018 at 12:40 am

RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by vorlon13 - April 12, 2018 at 12:09 am

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