Let's Make Questionaires Great Again
April 6, 2018 at 3:32 am
(This post was last modified: April 6, 2018 at 4:15 am by The Valkyrie.)
So many questionaires, so little time.
My turn.
Answer or I kill the hostages.*
1. Why?
2. Lepers or unicorns.
3. Do you judge people by my standards?
4. Why not?
5. If you were an amazon, what colour would your boomerang be?
6. Cats or dogs?
7. Lizards or frogs?
8. If you found a talking frog who was an enchanted prince, would you kiss it or make money off owning a talking frog?
9 Are leprechauns sexy?
10. Velcro gloves AND gumboots?
11. What colour lipstick is your favourite?
12. Should I have made a poll to go with this questionaire?
13. Fuck all polls?
14. What the fuck has Poland ever done to you, you racist prick?
15. Should I invent another 30 inane questions just to piss off Boru?
16. Would you trust medication I gave you?
*They're going to die anyway. I just want to torment them by giving them false hope.
My turn.
Answer or I kill the hostages.*
1. Why?
2. Lepers or unicorns.
3. Do you judge people by my standards?
4. Why not?
5. If you were an amazon, what colour would your boomerang be?
6. Cats or dogs?
7. Lizards or frogs?
8. If you found a talking frog who was an enchanted prince, would you kiss it or make money off owning a talking frog?
9 Are leprechauns sexy?
10. Velcro gloves AND gumboots?
11. What colour lipstick is your favourite?
12. Should I have made a poll to go with this questionaire?
13. Fuck all polls?
14. What the fuck has Poland ever done to you, you racist prick?
15. Should I invent another 30 inane questions just to piss off Boru?
16. Would you trust medication I gave you?
*They're going to die anyway. I just want to torment them by giving them false hope.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
