1. Why not?
2. Lepers - they're easier to turn into a tasty soup.
3. NO!!
4. Because of your standards.
5. Fifty shades of grey.
6. Cats (I admire animals who aren't ashamed to reveal how much they hate me).
7. The pinnacle of evolution - the lizafrog.
8. I make it a point to avoid vocal amphibians at all costs. See the fine Warner Brothers biopic of Michigan J. Frog for reasons why.
9. Only the sexy ones.
10. Well...ok, but you have to use the fluffy handcuffs as well.
11. Octarine.
12. No.
13. Only with their express consent.
14. I've seen Polish newspapers. They seem to hate vowels. I don't like that.
15. If you don't, someone else will.
16. I did that once - biggest mistake of my life. Never again.
Boru
2. Lepers - they're easier to turn into a tasty soup.
3. NO!!
4. Because of your standards.
5. Fifty shades of grey.
6. Cats (I admire animals who aren't ashamed to reveal how much they hate me).
7. The pinnacle of evolution - the lizafrog.
8. I make it a point to avoid vocal amphibians at all costs. See the fine Warner Brothers biopic of Michigan J. Frog for reasons why.
9. Only the sexy ones.
10. Well...ok, but you have to use the fluffy handcuffs as well.
11. Octarine.
12. No.
13. Only with their express consent.
14. I've seen Polish newspapers. They seem to hate vowels. I don't like that.
15. If you don't, someone else will.
16. I did that once - biggest mistake of my life. Never again.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
