Let's Make Questionaires Great Again

[ignoramus]

So many questionaires, so little time.

My turn.

Answer or I kill the hostages.*


3.  Do you judge people by my standards?
No, your standards are godly!

4.  Why not?
Nah! I use Charles Manson's standards. They're more up to date with modern morality.

5.  If you were an amazon, what colour would your boomerang be?
Pass! That one doesn't work with Aussies.

6.  Cats or dogs?
Cats of course. Dogs suck up too much to their owners!

7.  Lizards or frogs?
Lizards. I've never had them before! I might just have an entree first.

8.  If you found a talking frog who was an enchanted prince, would you kiss it or make money off owning a talking frog?
I'd black mail it for more money from it's relatives, then I'd have them all for dinner! (Hannibal Lecter style )

9  Are leprechauns sexy?
I've never really checked, I just stomp on them.

10.  Velcro gloves AND gumboots?
Sorry, not interest in hearing about your sex life.

11.  What colour lipstick is your favourite?
Marilyn Manson -Midnight Black

13.  Fuck all polls?
Yes, with a talking frog preferably.

14.  What the fuck has Poland ever don't to you, you racist prick?
Sorry, did I need a reason

15.  Should I invent another 30 inane questions just to piss off Boru?
Please!

16.  Would you trust medication I gave you?
Of course I would. You've sworn the oath and you're a good doctor. (check 1,2. FBI officer:, can hear you loud and clear, over))

*They're going to die anyway.  I just want to torment them by giving them false hope.