So many questionaires, so little time.
My turn.
Answer or I kill the hostages.*
1. Why? Because Arizona?
2. Lepers or unicorns. Unies seem happier.
3. Do you judge people by my standards? I'd sure like to because you're cool 'n stuff, but I don't know your standards. I'd like to get inside you (no, not like that) and see how you roll.
4. Why not? I'm not that talented.
5. If you were an amazon, what colour would your boomerang be? Colourless.
6. Cats or dogs? I grew up with cats (one named for Punky Brewster), and much prefer them, but do like pugs and bullies now.
7. Lizards or frogs? Lizards are hecka cool.
8. If you found a talking frog who was an enchanted prince, would you kiss it or make money off owning a talking frog? I don't like kissing dudes, even in frog form. Money, OTOH, is stupid cool. Save up for that Chevy Silverado and that HondaJet.
9 Are leprechauns sexy? Maybe Swaggie Maggie Nichols in a leprechaun onesie, but NO! LEPRECHAUNS ARE DUDES!
10. Velcro gloves AND gumboots? Meh. Cartridge respirators and onesies.
11. What colour lipstick is your favourite? Depends on the girl wearing it.
12. Should I have made a poll to go with this questionaire? What are my choices?
13. Fuck all polls? Whatever tickles your fancy. I don't judge.
14. What the fuck has Poland ever done to you, you racist prick? Dunno. I'll need to look that up. Is there a Polish equivalent to CCTV or DW?
15. Should I invent another 30 inane questions just to piss off Boru? Better you than me.
16. Would you trust medication I gave you? Trust it to read me bedtime stories? Nah.
*They're going to die anyway. I just want to torment them by giving them false hope.
My turn.
Answer or I kill the hostages.*
1. Why? Because Arizona?
2. Lepers or unicorns. Unies seem happier.
3. Do you judge people by my standards? I'd sure like to because you're cool 'n stuff, but I don't know your standards. I'd like to get inside you (no, not like that) and see how you roll.
4. Why not? I'm not that talented.
5. If you were an amazon, what colour would your boomerang be? Colourless.
6. Cats or dogs? I grew up with cats (one named for Punky Brewster), and much prefer them, but do like pugs and bullies now.
7. Lizards or frogs? Lizards are hecka cool.
8. If you found a talking frog who was an enchanted prince, would you kiss it or make money off owning a talking frog? I don't like kissing dudes, even in frog form. Money, OTOH, is stupid cool. Save up for that Chevy Silverado and that HondaJet.
9 Are leprechauns sexy? Maybe Swaggie Maggie Nichols in a leprechaun onesie, but NO! LEPRECHAUNS ARE DUDES!
10. Velcro gloves AND gumboots? Meh. Cartridge respirators and onesies.
11. What colour lipstick is your favourite? Depends on the girl wearing it.
12. Should I have made a poll to go with this questionaire? What are my choices?
13. Fuck all polls? Whatever tickles your fancy. I don't judge.
14. What the fuck has Poland ever done to you, you racist prick? Dunno. I'll need to look that up. Is there a Polish equivalent to CCTV or DW?
15. Should I invent another 30 inane questions just to piss off Boru? Better you than me.
16. Would you trust medication I gave you? Trust it to read me bedtime stories? Nah.
*They're going to die anyway. I just want to torment them by giving them false hope.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
