1. Why?
Because you can.
2. Lepers or unicorns.
Lepers, for the jokes.
3. Do you judge people by my standards?
That's impossible.
4. Why not?
Because I can't.
5. If you were an amazon, what colour would your boomerang be?
None, I'd be waiting by the fire.
6. Cats or dogs?
Dogs.
7. Lizards or frogs?
Frogs, never ate a lizard.
8. If you found a talking frog who was an enchanted prince, would you kiss it or make money off owning a talking frog?
I'd ask for another dose.
9 Are leprechauns sexy?
No.
10. Velcro gloves AND gumboots?
Are we talking about butchering?
11. What colour lipstick is your favourite?
Ruby red.
12. Should I have made a poll to go with this questionaire?
Wasn't this irritating enough?
13. Fuck all polls?
Nope, just one.
14. What the fuck has Poland ever done to you, you racist prick?
What haven't they done.
15. Should I invent another 30 inane questions just to piss off Boru?
Stop the insanity now.
16. Would you trust medication I gave you?
No, yes, maybe.
Because you can.
2. Lepers or unicorns.
Lepers, for the jokes.
3. Do you judge people by my standards?
That's impossible.
4. Why not?
Because I can't.
5. If you were an amazon, what colour would your boomerang be?
None, I'd be waiting by the fire.
6. Cats or dogs?
Dogs.
7. Lizards or frogs?
Frogs, never ate a lizard.
8. If you found a talking frog who was an enchanted prince, would you kiss it or make money off owning a talking frog?
I'd ask for another dose.
9 Are leprechauns sexy?
No.
10. Velcro gloves AND gumboots?
Are we talking about butchering?
11. What colour lipstick is your favourite?
Ruby red.
12. Should I have made a poll to go with this questionaire?
Wasn't this irritating enough?
13. Fuck all polls?
Nope, just one.
14. What the fuck has Poland ever done to you, you racist prick?
What haven't they done.
15. Should I invent another 30 inane questions just to piss off Boru?
Stop the insanity now.
16. Would you trust medication I gave you?
No, yes, maybe.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
