I was searching online across creationist forums in search of new and fallacious arguments. I hit the motherload. Behold, fellow enemies of religion, what is perhaps the most retarded site I have ever seen. I seriosly can't even tell if it is a parody, because it is so incredibly retarded. I warn you- do not venture into the strange and moronic lands beyond this link unless you wish to have your faith in humanity severely damaged. 
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/
What falls away is always, and is near.
Also, I am not pretending to be female, this profile picture is my wonderful girlfriend. XD