We need more theistic activity

[The Valkyrie]

More theist activity is what you want?

Well, let me tell you, I have finally seen the light.

I was asleep last night when my room filled with light and the Holy One appeared to me.

He said to me "You have been chosen, my daughter, to bring my teachings of honour to this corrupt world.  Go forth and bring the world to my teaching!"

And then the light was gone.

And, in its place, the weapon I was to wield in HIS name: The Sword of Kahless!

So, join me so you can enter Sto vo kor.

Don't be found unworthy and find yourself boarding the Barge of the Dead.

Qa'pla!

Oh shit, that was your room? Um............ never mind, forget that ever happened, it was a mistake, my GPS must have been on the fritz. 

Apologies for any mental disorder you might be suffering now.

Edit: On a side note, can't someone just play theist. We all know the words.

Were you in my room watching me sleep again?

I must remember to wear something in bed!