Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: April 27, 2024, 3:55 pm
Atheist Forums › Community › Religion v
Would this be all we need to prove God exists? Or would it require more than this?

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Thread Modes
Would this be all we need to prove God exists? Or would it require more than this?
IanHulett Offline
Nopony special.
**
Religious Views: The Church of T. Sparks and The Dashinator
Posts: 296
Threads: 64
Joined: January 14, 2015
Reputation: 5
#1
Would this be all we need to prove God exists? Or would it require more than this?
January 19, 2015 at 11:46 pm (This post was last modified: January 19, 2015 at 11:48 pm by IanHulett.)
Hey guys. I got into an argument with a religious person on YouTube, and I asked "What evidence do you have to prove your God exists? Do you have a hair sample? A DNA sample? A urine sample? A semen sample? What do you have that proves your God exists?"

So, basically, I asked for at least one of these:
_Hair sample
_DNA sample
_Urine sample
_Semen sample

I know the last two probably sound absurd, and I feel weird for listing them, but they'd still count as evidence. Would each of these be enough to prove God exists? Or would there be other things to consider as well? Thanks a bunch.

He hasn't gotten back to me yet, btw. I attacked him with harmless Logic. Big Grin

Also, I'm not sure if this is the right forum, but seeing it has to do with God, I posted it here.
If pinkie pie isn't real, then how do you explain the existence of ponies, huh? If ponies are real, then that's proof that Pinkie Pie is real. Checkmate, christians!  Heart
_______________________________
Let's stop fighting and and start smiling! This is our one and only life to live... let's be friends and live it with smiles! Big Grin

-- Book of Pinkie Pie 7:3
Find
Reply
Minimalist Offline Donators
Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
*****
Religious Views: Fuck It
Posts: 69248
Threads: 3759
Joined: August 2, 2009
Reputation: 259
#2
RE: Would this be all we need to prove God exists? Or would it require more than this?
January 19, 2015 at 11:53 pm
What sample would you use for comparison?
Find
Reply
dyresand Offline
delete my account
****
Religious Views: atheist
Posts: 8731
Threads: 425
Joined: October 7, 2014
Reputation: 37
#3
RE: Would this be all we need to prove God exists? Or would it require more than this?
January 19, 2015 at 11:56 pm
Well the 4 examples you listed wouldn't exist so well.... i mean you can't just say ill just hold out a cup when it rains its gods piss.
So god of the bible is ethereal so its not physical so no i mean.. well better thing to say is.. if you can prove that god exists through the
scientific method with unbiased research and get a paper written well there you go. As far as proving a god to exist through prayer its a complete failure.
But hey not a bad list maybe it will keep them busy for awhile :Roflol:
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


Code:
<iframe width="100%" height="450" scrolling="no" frameborder="no" src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/255506953&amp;auto_play=false&amp;hide_related=false&amp;show_comments=true&amp;show_user=true&amp;show_reposts=false&amp;visual=true"></iframe>
Find
Reply
Nope Offline
Member
***
Religious Views: Atheist
Posts: 2344
Threads: 79
Joined: November 18, 2014
Reputation: 42
#4
RE: Would this be all we need to prove God exists? Or would it require more than this?
January 19, 2015 at 11:58 pm
What does a deity's DNA look like? Be very afraid if he offers to send you a sample of god's semem. Lol I would ask him what proof he would need that there isn't a god.

Before someone proves there is a god, I would have to know their definition of god. Is it just a more powerful being?
Find
Reply
Exian Offline
Top Member
****
Religious Views: Atheist
Posts: 5492
Threads: 53
Joined: September 4, 2014
Reputation: 55
#5
RE: Would this be all we need to prove God exists? Or would it require more than this?
January 20, 2015 at 12:05 am
I might consider the bible as an acceptable stool sample.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
Find
Reply
dyresand Offline
delete my account
****
Religious Views: atheist
Posts: 8731
Threads: 425
Joined: October 7, 2014
Reputation: 37
#6
RE: Would this be all we need to prove God exists? Or would it require more than this?
January 20, 2015 at 12:05 am
(January 19, 2015 at 11:58 pm)Nope Wrote: What does a deity's DNA look like? Be very afraid if he offers to send you a sample of god's semem. Lol I would ask him what proof he would need that there isn't a god.

Before someone proves there is a god, I would have to know their definition of god. Is it just a more powerful being?

I mean first you got to find god and give him a good wanking... but were all guys... so i mean... well this is awkward... and i mean you can't let a woman do it because that would meaning the second coming.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


Code:
<iframe width="100%" height="450" scrolling="no" frameborder="no" src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/255506953&amp;auto_play=false&amp;hide_related=false&amp;show_comments=true&amp;show_user=true&amp;show_reposts=false&amp;visual=true"></iframe>
Find
Reply
vorlon13 Offline
Posting Freak
*****
Religious Views: agnostic 12 stepper
Posts: 30129
Threads: 304
Joined: April 18, 2014
Reputation: 92
#7
RE: Would this be all we need to prove God exists? Or would it require more than this?
January 20, 2015 at 12:08 am
If an artifact, long purported to be associated with Jesus, had a DNA profile done on an associated blood stain, and the DNA evidence was conclusively from a human haploid male, you'd have something that would shake things up in the atheist world pretty good.

(that such a DNA makeup is impossible in a viable zygote, let alone an adult human, makes the discovery of such a DNA profile in an appreciable quantity of blood stain to be miraculous in the extreme)
Find
Reply
Nope Offline
Member
***
Religious Views: Atheist
Posts: 2344
Threads: 79
Joined: November 18, 2014
Reputation: 42
#8
RE: Would this be all we need to prove God exists? Or would it require more than this?
January 20, 2015 at 12:11 am (This post was last modified: January 20, 2015 at 12:12 am by Nope.)
(January 20, 2015 at 12:05 am)dyresand Wrote:
(January 19, 2015 at 11:58 pm)Nope Wrote: What does a deity's DNA look like? Be very afraid if he offers to send you a sample of god's semem. Lol I would ask him what proof he would need that there isn't a god.

Before someone proves there is a god, I would have to know their definition of god. Is it just a more powerful being?

I mean first you got to find god and give him a good wanking... but were all guys... so i mean... well this is awkward... and i mean you can't let a woman do it because that would meaning the second coming.

Maybe he could ask one of the angels to help. They aren't really much use now that god doesn't do the big bible miracles anymore. It would give them something useful to do.
Find
Reply
dyresand Offline
delete my account
****
Religious Views: atheist
Posts: 8731
Threads: 425
Joined: October 7, 2014
Reputation: 37
#9
RE: Would this be all we need to prove God exists? Or would it require more than this?
January 20, 2015 at 12:12 am
(January 20, 2015 at 12:11 am)Nope Wrote:
(January 20, 2015 at 12:05 am)dyresand Wrote: I mean first you got to find god and give him a good wanking... but were all guys... so i mean... well this is awkward... and i mean you can't let a woman do it because that would meaning the second coming.

Maybe he could ask one of the angels to help. They aren't really much use now that god doesn't do the big bible miracles anymore. It would give them something useful to do.

first we got to find a angel who knows were they could.. oh hey there is a strip joint named heaven lets go looking there.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


Code:
<iframe width="100%" height="450" scrolling="no" frameborder="no" src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/255506953&amp;auto_play=false&amp;hide_related=false&amp;show_comments=true&amp;show_user=true&amp;show_reposts=false&amp;visual=true"></iframe>
Find
Reply
vorlon13 Offline
Posting Freak
*****
Religious Views: agnostic 12 stepper
Posts: 30129
Threads: 304
Joined: April 18, 2014
Reputation: 92
#10
RE: Would this be all we need to prove God exists? Or would it require more than this?
January 20, 2015 at 12:13 am
And don't fucking hold your breath waiting for such an artifact to turn up
Find
Reply


Atheist Forums › Community › Religion v
Would this be all we need to prove God exists? Or would it require more than this?

Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  [Serious] Could an omnipotent and omniscient god prove that he was God? Jehanne 136 8940 January 26, 2023 at 11:33 am
Last Post: GrandizerII
  If god exists, isnt humans porn to him? Woah0 7 1053 November 26, 2022 at 1:28 am
Last Post: UniversesBoss
  Does Ezekiel 23:20 prove that God is an Incel Woah0 26 2716 September 17, 2022 at 5:12 pm
Last Post: Woah0
  Is Satan better than God? Disagreeable 37 2591 January 31, 2022 at 3:37 pm
Last Post: The Grand Nudger
  Young more likely to pray than over-55s - survey zebo-the-fat 16 1561 September 28, 2021 at 5:44 am
Last Post: GUBU
  Am I right to assume, that theists cannot prove that I am not god? Vast Vision 116 32699 March 5, 2021 at 6:39 am
Last Post: arewethereyet
  Is God weaker than theists imagine, and is mankind stronger? invalid 6 2364 March 5, 2021 at 6:38 am
Last Post: arewethereyet
  The absurd need for logical proofs for God R00tKiT 225 14257 December 31, 2020 at 7:48 am
Last Post: Fake Messiah
  Did Sai Baba deserve Nobel more than Mother Teresa? Fake Messiah 1 367 February 26, 2020 at 4:33 am
Last Post: The Valkyrie
  Does afterlife need God? Fake Messiah 7 1379 February 4, 2020 at 5:02 pm
Last Post: onlinebiker



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)