Group prayer on Skype on behalf of our Christian members

[Edwardo Piet]

As someone who engaged in satanic rituals as an atheist child for the pure fun of it, to make myself giggle, I would very much highly approve of actually doing this and I wish it were not just a joke. I'd actually do it. Let's actually do it. Let's actually organize it. If Satan exists He is less evil than God, that's for sure. Let's do this Pascal's Wager thing, it will be hilarious. We can laugh our bollocks and titties right off together. Maybe if we can convince our Christian 'friends' to sin hard enough then Satan will let them have fun in hell... but if they fail to be true sinners he'll send them to heaven to be tortured by a psychopathic genocidal maniac they call God (that never intervenes to prevent things such as child rape and animal torture "because reasons").

I know which deity I'd trust if I had to pick one. Hail Satan!

By the way: Here's one of my favorite songs ever by my favorite band ever:





Praise Satan! Hail Satan! They, Orbital, have an upcoming album due to be released on September 14th, called Monsters Exist.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monsters_Exist