After the Zombie Apocaplypse - Serious Questions for an Unserious Topic

[Rev. Rye]

I think there's a Cracked.com article about the many reasons that a Zombie Apocalypse would fail after a few weeks
http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-s...ickly.html

Here's my summary of the reasons
1) They would have a lot of predators ranging in size from bears to the lowly maggot, assuming that they lack the self-awareness to swat away flies.
2) Heat will cause them to putrefy, and explode, or, in some cases mummify.
3) The cold will give them freezer burn.
4) Biting is a really inefficient way to spread a disease, and, even if there is an outbreak, the CDC will do their damnedest to have it contained.
5) If they lack the self-awareness to feel pain, their wounds will likely add up.
6) The world as it is could very well be a zombie deathtrap: If they don't see at night or lack the foresight to not walk off bridges, then things like bridges could kill many zombies. Indeed, major cities could be like an abbatoir for zombies, where the streets could very well corral them so that people in high-rise buildings can snipe them.
7) Weapons.
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