If you need the idea of a god to feel happy, I'm sorry that's the case, but go for it. I don't think that your interpretation fits with the actual texts, but since it's all fictional, what does it matter? Your god sounds like one of those creepy MLM front-men...follow these simple steps and soon you'll have the vacation homes and private jets. Appeal to greed and the desire to get good stuff without earning it: it's an effective con, sure.
Doesn't incline me to believe, trust, or sell the vitamins.
Doesn't incline me to believe, trust, or sell the vitamins.