"Thou shalt have no other gods before Me"

[The Valkyrie]

I always loved that four(?) of the "commandments" are just ego massaging for Yahweh!

I thought everyone who posts on here would know what the real Ten Comandments are by now.

1.  Thou shalt not piss of the Valkyrie,
2.  The Valkyrie is never wrong.
3.  Remember, thou art flammable.
4.  Thou shalt accept thyself as a worthy sacrifice when the Valkyrie takes over the world.
5.  Thou shalt not covet thy Valkyrie's awesome car.
6.  There shalt be beer for The Valkyrie on Friday nights.
7.  Thou shalt not wake up the Valkyrie on Sunday mornings.
8.  Thou shalt not whine to The Valkyrie,
9.  Thou shalt remember to have a good roast dinner on Sunday night in honour of the Valkyrie.
10. The Valkyrie is all knowing, and sees those faces thou art making while reading the 10 Commandments...


Those ones?