(June 12, 2018 at 1:48 pm)Khemikal Wrote: I remember that time that I prayed real hard to Nolan Ryan to cure my nanas cancer.
Also, all those trips we took to the church of Nolan.
Did you know that Nolan Ryans magic books says we came from snake people?
Homosexuality is an abomination unto Nolan Ryan.
Deep down, everyone knows that Nolan Ryan is the greatest pitcher that ever lived...but some people won;t admit it because they want to keep sinning.
Verily I worship at the altar of Ryan! Or..maybe..you;re a complete and utter moron who doesn;t know how words work..and stews for years over silly shit? I still can;t understand why you;d make your god the brunt of a bunch of nolan ryan jokes.
Who?
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"