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RE: Astral WTF
July 4, 2015 at 10:56 am
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Oh boy! I hope this is one of those parody sites. Otherwise it's a load of people encouraging each other to get more and more crazy and delusional.
Astral. Another word that doesn't mean anything, apparently. Except maybe imaginary.
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RE: Astral WTF
July 4, 2015 at 10:58 am
It means 'of or relating to stars'.
Newsflash: stars are burning spheres of gases
They don't give two shits about your hallucinations.
I think they're for real, Rob ._.
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RE: Astral WTF
July 4, 2015 at 11:32 am
When the moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter aligns with Mars, then it will look cool to a couple humans on Earth
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
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RE: Astral WTF
July 4, 2015 at 12:47 pm
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I want to throw a dictionary at people like these
Words mean things. Stick to that -_-
It's crazy how they announce everything they believe like they know what they're talking about, when they're clearly pulling it out of their ass
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RE: Astral WTF
July 4, 2015 at 12:53 pm
That's too much. I loved how after explaining reaching around and choking this thing that a head and facial features that only then did thing start to get strange.
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RE: Astral WTF
July 4, 2015 at 1:33 pm
Carl Sagan once proposed a test for astral projection, and it is absurdly simple: Place a book in an unusual location in your home (ie., not on a bookshelf or a desk - put it on your toilet tank or on top of the fridge, etc.). Then have your astral friend float on over, read the title of the book and email you the information the next day.
I've proposed this test to every astral projector I've met (online and in real life) over the years. Not one taker. Not one.
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RE: Astral WTF
July 4, 2015 at 1:36 pm
Gee, I wonder why that would be.....
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RE: Astral WTF
July 4, 2015 at 1:48 pm
Well, one decliner told me that I had rather a brown aura, and that her superpowers which defied the laws of time, space and the very fabric of reality wouldn't work because of my bad attitude. Oh, well.
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