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WTF Bible
September 13, 2013 at 3:07 pm
I had a idea for a thread on this forum. Why don't we take all the rediculous and funny bible contradictions and post them here.
Personally I wonder how the plants in Genesis lived a day without a sun.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: WTF Bible
September 13, 2013 at 3:26 pm
Or how the earth existed before the sun.
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RE: WTF Bible
September 13, 2013 at 3:30 pm
Or how there was light and dark making day and night without a sun.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: WTF Bible
September 13, 2013 at 3:39 pm
Why stick to just the contradictions? Just post anything silly from the bible, like the cure for leprosy.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: WTF Bible
September 13, 2013 at 3:41 pm
I always thought it was funny that in Leviticus it tells you how to tell if your house has leprosy.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: WTF Bible
September 13, 2013 at 3:43 pm
In the beginning is the first contradiction and should be viewed as the primary source for considering what follows as an utter fairy tale.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
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RE: WTF Bible
September 13, 2013 at 3:49 pm
Isaiah 34:7 - And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.
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RE: WTF Bible
September 13, 2013 at 3:50 pm
Mary's baby daddy refusing us bats, the tastiest of all birds?
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RE: WTF Bible
September 13, 2013 at 3:55 pm
Ezekiel 23:20 (NIV) - There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
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