Sometimes... when I’m drunk... I tip way too much over my budget. I never tip less than 20%, but when I drink too much, it’s like I’m trying to pay their college books. Of course, I go back another day and they remember me as the badass tipper. I can’t meet drunk me tip standards! What a disappointment sober me is to those overly bubbly servers. Lol
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian