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A bad day for the neighbors ... and a mystery to solve
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RE: A bad day for the neighbors ... and a mystery to solve
So...she ran over her dog, right?
See..thats why I like living in redneckistan. My dog dies, somebody has to talk me down gun in hand. I need assurances that it wasnt intentional.
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RE: A bad day for the neighbors ... and a mystery to solve - by The Grand Nudger - July 6, 2018 at 2:47 am

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