That moment when your phone rings at 6:51 in the morning followed by a text from someone you aren't speaking to at the moment. The urgency? To tell me to be careful today because there's been a sighting of a bear, 40 miles north, in a city I never go to.
Because that shit could have waited until later in the fucking morning.
Because that shit could have waited until later in the fucking morning.
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