Just got home from work and checked my mail.
Despite a sign on my letterbox that says “Addressed mail only” there was a leaflet inside promising a night of “miracles and healing” from the church around the corner.
So, since I have a zero tolerance policy for arseholes who ignore my little sign, I went for a walk to their little cult centre and delivered their leaflet back to them with a note attached saying, “keep your shit out of my letterbox. Especially shit about your imaginary friend!”
Despite a sign on my letterbox that says “Addressed mail only” there was a leaflet inside promising a night of “miracles and healing” from the church around the corner.
So, since I have a zero tolerance policy for arseholes who ignore my little sign, I went for a walk to their little cult centre and delivered their leaflet back to them with a note attached saying, “keep your shit out of my letterbox. Especially shit about your imaginary friend!”
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
