RE: She came back for your cable......
August 10, 2018 at 10:52 am
(This post was last modified: August 10, 2018 at 10:57 am by Gawdzilla Sama.)
I'm still picturing a Gallup worker under your house.
Last year I had a entire bedroom suite appear on my front step, blocking the entrance. The address was "Love Lane", and I live on "Loveland", with the same house number. I called UPS and they said they'd send a truck around. Three more calls in the next three days. I was ready to have it all hauled off when I decided to look at a map. The correct address is less than a mile away. I drove over there and accosted the man in the front yard.
"Did you guys order a bedroom?"
"Yeah, how'd you know?"
"It's on my front porch. And it won't be there much longer."
He came scooting over and loaded it all up. He acted like it was my fault, but the center-punched silhouettes in the window helped him make a sound decision.
Evidently UPS GPS puts "something" ahead of "nothing".
Loveland
Love Lane
Last year I had a entire bedroom suite appear on my front step, blocking the entrance. The address was "Love Lane", and I live on "Loveland", with the same house number. I called UPS and they said they'd send a truck around. Three more calls in the next three days. I was ready to have it all hauled off when I decided to look at a map. The correct address is less than a mile away. I drove over there and accosted the man in the front yard.
"Did you guys order a bedroom?"
"Yeah, how'd you know?"
"It's on my front porch. And it won't be there much longer."
He came scooting over and loaded it all up. He acted like it was my fault, but the center-punched silhouettes in the window helped him make a sound decision.
Evidently UPS GPS puts "something" ahead of "nothing".
Loveland
Love Lane
