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RE: Another reason why Christians go to church
August 19, 2018 at 8:21 pm
(August 17, 2018 at 7:14 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(August 17, 2018 at 6:26 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: I go to churches to save kids from molesting priests. I even started wearing mask and a cape and I just enter the church, punch priest in the boner and save few altar boys that are being groped/ raped by priests and then run/ fly over to the next church.

You need to up your game! Big Grin

I was thinking shaped charges, but apparently they don't work too well on wooden buildings. One of these will though.

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It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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RE: Another reason why Christians go to church - by Silver - April 23, 2018 at 12:48 am
RE: Another reason why Christians go to church - by Drich - April 23, 2018 at 1:30 pm
RE: Another reason why Christians go to church - by Aegon - April 23, 2018 at 4:45 pm
RE: Another reason why Christians go to church - by Succubus - August 19, 2018 at 8:21 pm
RE: Another reason why Christians go to church - by Jehanne - August 18, 2018 at 11:01 am
RE: Another reason why Christians go to church - by vorlon13 - August 18, 2018 at 11:45 am
RE: Another reason why Christians go to church - by Cod - August 20, 2018 at 10:08 am
RE: Another reason why Christians go to church - by Silver - August 20, 2018 at 10:11 am
RE: Another reason why Christians go to church - by Cod - August 20, 2018 at 10:35 am

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