"I'll pray for you!"
"Please don't. The thought of you on your knees, rubbing your clammy hands together, and thinking of me creeps me out!"
"Please don't. The thought of you on your knees, rubbing your clammy hands together, and thinking of me creeps me out!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"