RE: Maybe They Should Just Wear Burqas?
August 30, 2018 at 2:34 pm
(This post was last modified: August 30, 2018 at 2:39 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Ha, underwear for boys in florida. No thx on the schweaty balls, sir. If you look around a floridian classroom, there will be plenty of scrote swinging visibly up those jersey shorts.
Again, business as usual and not weird.
Honestly, there's never a time when you can't see everything through the constant wet tshirt contest that is perpetual 100% humidity.
-Florida, it's impossible to properly explain this to non floridians...feels like what would happen if you stuffed a goats ass inside of another goats ass and steamed it...and that's on a breezy night, don't get me started on noon.
Again, business as usual and not weird.
Honestly, there's never a time when you can't see everything through the constant wet tshirt contest that is perpetual 100% humidity.
-Florida, it's impossible to properly explain this to non floridians...feels like what would happen if you stuffed a goats ass inside of another goats ass and steamed it...and that's on a breezy night, don't get me started on noon.
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