Maybe She Wised-Up and Left Him?

[Minimalist]

Who could blame her?

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/18/us/po...house.html

This week, the first lady, Melania Trump, underwent a procedure for what the White House called a benign kidney condition. Four days into her recovery for the procedure, which experts say typically has a one-day recuperation period, there has been no update on the first lady’s condition.
The West Wing would not say whether she remained at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center outside Washington. Neither would the East Wing. A spokesman with the Secret Service declined to confirm the first lady’s whereabouts. And the public affairs office at Walter Reed did not respond to a request for comment.
Mrs. Trump’s recovery has been shrouded in secrecy by protective aides, citing patient privacy laws. But the silence comes amid an unusually long recovery period for a successful procedure that experts say is typically performed on a conscious patient and takes 45 to 90 minutes.

Probably walked in the front door, walked out the back door, caught a cab to the airport and flew back to Slovakia.

[CapnAwesome]

Melanie probably was the one who set him up with Stormy Daniels, cause she didn't want gross little Trump hands on her while she was pregnant.

[Anomalocaris]

Who could blame her?

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/18/us/po...house.html

This week, the first lady, Melania Trump, underwent a procedure for what the White House called a benign kidney condition. Four days into her recovery for the procedure, which experts say typically has a one-day recuperation period, there has been no update on the first lady’s condition.
The West Wing would not say whether she remained at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center outside Washington. Neither would the East Wing. A spokesman with the Secret Service declined to confirm the first lady’s whereabouts. And the public affairs office at Walter Reed did not respond to a request for comment.
Mrs. Trump’s recovery has been shrouded in secrecy by protective aides, citing patient privacy laws. But the silence comes amid an unusually long recovery period for a successful procedure that experts say is typically performed on a conscious patient and takes 45 to 90 minutes.

Probably walked in the front door, walked out the back door, caught a cab to the airport and flew back to Slovakia.

Capacity to be wise would be a surprise from one who tethers herself to a baboon.

[brewer]

She ain't giving up the money.

[Anomalocaris]

She ain't giving up the money.

Yeah, now that Cohen seems headed to jail she has to wait for a new fixer to be appointed in the whitehouse to get paid.

[Minimalist]

Who could blame her?

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/18/us/po...house.html



Probably walked in the front door, walked out the back door, caught a cab to the airport and flew back to Slovakia.

Capacity to be wise would be a surprise from one who tethers herself to a baboon.

She probably used these five days to have someone read the pre-nup to her.

[Silver]

She probably used these five days to have someone read the pre-nup to her.

To be fair, lawyer jargon can be confusing. There's a specific course that teaches them how to write hundred page depositions that can technically be summed up with "you're screwed".

[The Industrial Atheist]

The weird thing is, she was a super famous model in her home country right? She was rich, just not as rich as the shitgibbon.

[Fireball]

She probably used these five days to have someone read the pre-nup to her.

To be fair, lawyer jargon can be confusing.  There's a specific course that teaches them how to write hundred page depositions that can technically be summed up with "you're screwed".

I read a sci-fi story one time where the protagonist developed a machine that could accept pages of legal documents and print out a simplified result. That was essentially the result when he ran his soon-to-be ex-wife's lawsuit through it- "You're screwed". The attorneys found out about it, cashed him out handsomely and then ran it in reverse to generate new lawsuits for other people.

[Silver]

The weird thing is, she was a super famous model in her home country right? She was rich, just not as rich as the shitgibbon.

I think you might be confusing Melanie with Sofía Vergara.