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Maybe They Should Just Wear Burqas?
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RE: Maybe They Should Just Wear Burqas?
(August 30, 2018 at 2:44 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote:
(August 30, 2018 at 2:34 pm)Khemikal Wrote: Ha, underwear for boys in florida.  No thx on the schweaty balls, sir.  If you look around a floridian classroom, there will be plenty of scrote swinging visibly up those jersey shorts.

Again, business as usual and not weird.

Can't they just wear boxers and accomplish the same thing?

Boxers -and- jersey shorts?  Are you trying to steam some rocky mountains oysters? I always found dress codes comical, as all floridian shoolchildren do, because we're talking about a place where short shorts no undies is a norm, -for guys-. The dress codes invariably read like a place preparing for alpine winter - cuz puritanical mores in a place dripping with everything they stand against. Things that might seem provocative elsewhere really are just so normal and common and nothing to do with sex that they go unnoticed - except, ofc, by teachers and administrators, apparently. Most of us, growing up, are entirely used to seeing each other completely naked or verging on naked at all times.

No shirt no shoes no service....not really an enforced rule down thur.

Two layers of thick clothing, high button collar, shorts below the knees - but preferably khaki pants, minimal skin exposed to air (and thus eyeballs). Yah, we'll get right on that, lol.
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Messages In This Thread
Maybe They Should Just Wear Burqas? - by Minimalist - August 30, 2018 at 1:18 pm
RE: Maybe They Should Just Wear Burqas? - by The Valkyrie - August 30, 2018 at 1:26 pm
RE: Maybe They Should Just Wear Burqas? - by Minimalist - August 30, 2018 at 1:31 pm
RE: Maybe They Should Just Wear Burqas? - by The Valkyrie - August 30, 2018 at 1:36 pm
RE: Maybe They Should Just Wear Burqas? - by Minimalist - August 30, 2018 at 1:44 pm
RE: Maybe They Should Just Wear Burqas? - by The Valkyrie - August 30, 2018 at 1:51 pm
RE: Maybe They Should Just Wear Burqas? - by Minimalist - August 30, 2018 at 1:54 pm
RE: Maybe They Should Just Wear Burqas? - by Amarok - August 30, 2018 at 2:03 pm
RE: Maybe They Should Just Wear Burqas? - by Chad32 - August 30, 2018 at 2:32 pm
RE: Maybe They Should Just Wear Burqas? - by Angrboda - August 30, 2018 at 2:44 pm
RE: Maybe They Should Just Wear Burqas? - by brewer - August 30, 2018 at 2:51 pm
RE: Maybe They Should Just Wear Burqas? - by The Grand Nudger - August 30, 2018 at 2:57 pm
RE: Maybe They Should Just Wear Burqas? - by Minimalist - August 30, 2018 at 3:06 pm
RE: Maybe They Should Just Wear Burqas? - by Minimalist - August 30, 2018 at 4:33 pm

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