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Damned atheists

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RE: Damned atheists

August 31, 2018 at 7:46 pm

You reminded me of this:

https://www.theonion.com/jewish-elders-l...1819564886

Quote:
Quote:News

Jewish Elders Lift 6,000-Year Ham Ban

Quote:"The Jewish people have always had the utmost reverence for the laws of God, as handed down from Abraham to his son Isaac, to his son Jacob. However, from time to time, it is necessary to make slight revisions and modernizations to these laws," said council president Rabbi Menachem Saperstein, sucking on a hambone, his white beard soaked with succulent ham drippings. "As no less a Talmudic scholar than Moses Maimonides once wrote, 'Change is the way of the Lord.'"

Added Saperstein, "Mmm… this is some tasty ham."

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Damned atheists - by Whateverist - April 12, 2018 at 2:03 pm

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RE: Damned atheists - by Whateverist - April 12, 2018 at 2:15 pm

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RE: Damned atheists - by The Valkyrie - April 12, 2018 at 2:29 pm

RE: Damned atheists - by Brian37 - April 12, 2018 at 3:38 pm

RE: Damned atheists - by FatAndFaithless - April 12, 2018 at 2:09 pm

RE: Damned atheists - by Brian37 - April 12, 2018 at 2:14 pm

RE: Damned atheists - by vorlon13 - April 12, 2018 at 2:20 pm

RE: Damned atheists - by Catholic_Lady - April 12, 2018 at 2:25 pm

RE: Damned atheists - by Whateverist - April 12, 2018 at 2:32 pm

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RE: Damned atheists - by LadyForCamus - April 12, 2018 at 2:36 pm

RE: Damned atheists - by Brian37 - April 12, 2018 at 2:36 pm

RE: Damned atheists - by Angrboda - April 12, 2018 at 4:28 pm

RE: Damned atheists - by Fake Messiah - June 19, 2018 at 6:49 am

RE: Damned atheists - by Simon Moon - June 19, 2018 at 7:08 pm

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RE: Damned atheists - by Mister Agenda - June 20, 2018 at 9:14 am

RE: Damned atheists - by Minimalist - June 19, 2018 at 12:01 pm

RE: Damned atheists - by Succubus - June 19, 2018 at 3:41 pm

RE: Damned atheists - by Fake Messiah - June 19, 2018 at 3:53 pm

RE: Damned atheists - by Neo-Scholastic - June 19, 2018 at 4:11 pm

RE: Damned atheists - by The Grand Nudger - June 19, 2018 at 4:16 pm

RE: Damned atheists - by Minimalist - June 19, 2018 at 4:22 pm

RE: Damned atheists - by Brian37 - June 19, 2018 at 8:05 pm

RE: Damned atheists - by Amarok - June 19, 2018 at 8:14 pm

RE: Damned atheists - by Brian37 - June 20, 2018 at 6:07 am

RE: Damned atheists - by Minimalist - June 19, 2018 at 10:15 pm

RE: Damned atheists - by The Grand Nudger - June 20, 2018 at 9:39 am

RE: Damned atheists - by Whateverist - June 20, 2018 at 10:16 am

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RE: Damned atheists - by Whateverist - August 27, 2018 at 6:58 pm

RE: Damned atheists - by Minimalist - August 27, 2018 at 7:17 pm

RE: Damned atheists - by Fake Messiah - August 31, 2018 at 7:32 am

RE: Damned atheists - by vorlon13 - August 31, 2018 at 11:24 am

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RE: Damned atheists - by Cod - August 31, 2018 at 3:04 pm

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RE: Damned atheists - by Minimalist - August 31, 2018 at 3:14 pm

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RE: Damned atheists - by Mister Agenda - August 31, 2018 at 5:44 pm

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RE: Damned atheists - by vorlon13 - August 31, 2018 at 7:02 pm

RE: Damned atheists - by Cod - August 31, 2018 at 7:13 pm

RE: Damned atheists - by Minimalist - August 31, 2018 at 7:46 pm

RE: Damned atheists - by Fireball - August 31, 2018 at 8:06 pm

RE: Damned atheists - by vorlon13 - September 1, 2018 at 8:12 am

RE: Damned atheists - by Gawdzilla Sama - September 5, 2018 at 4:40 am

RE: Damned atheists - by Fake Messiah - September 11, 2018 at 8:57 am

RE: Damned atheists - by vulcanlogician - September 11, 2018 at 6:17 pm

RE: Damned atheists - by Cod - September 5, 2018 at 4:29 am

RE: Damned atheists - by Whateverist - September 11, 2018 at 8:58 am

RE: Damned atheists - by Bob Kelso - September 11, 2018 at 9:07 am

RE: Damned atheists - by The Grand Nudger - September 11, 2018 at 9:11 am

RE: Damned atheists - by vorlon13 - September 11, 2018 at 10:55 am

RE: Damned atheists - by Bob Kelso - September 11, 2018 at 11:06 am

RE: Damned atheists - by Whateverist - September 11, 2018 at 1:49 pm

RE: Damned atheists - by Fireball - September 11, 2018 at 3:06 pm

RE: Damned atheists - by Minimalist - September 11, 2018 at 6:35 pm

RE: Damned atheists - by Fake Messiah - September 26, 2018 at 7:39 am

RE: Damned atheists - by Fake Messiah - November 29, 2018 at 12:57 am

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RE: Damned atheists - by Angrboda - December 3, 2018 at 3:31 pm

RE: Damned atheists - by Fake Messiah - December 3, 2018 at 6:59 pm

RE: Damned atheists - by The Valkyrie - December 3, 2018 at 7:13 pm

RE: Damned atheists - by Fireball - December 3, 2018 at 8:57 pm

RE: Damned atheists - by The Valkyrie - December 3, 2018 at 9:02 pm

RE: Damned atheists - by Fireball - December 3, 2018 at 9:49 pm

RE: Damned atheists - by The Grand Nudger - December 5, 2018 at 12:18 am

RE: Damned atheists - by Fake Messiah - March 10, 2019 at 4:14 pm

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RE: Damned atheists - by Angrboda - March 14, 2019 at 8:50 am

RE: Damned atheists - by Catharsis - March 14, 2019 at 5:09 am

RE: Damned atheists - by The Grand Nudger - March 14, 2019 at 7:33 am

RE: Damned atheists - by Mister Agenda - March 14, 2019 at 9:16 am

RE: Damned atheists - by Catharsis - March 14, 2019 at 10:38 am

RE: Damned atheists - by The Grand Nudger - March 14, 2019 at 10:42 am

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RE: Damned atheists - by Catharsis - March 14, 2019 at 10:54 am

RE: Damned atheists - by The Grand Nudger - March 14, 2019 at 11:07 am

RE: Damned atheists - by Catharsis - March 14, 2019 at 3:27 pm

RE: Damned atheists - by Mister Agenda - March 15, 2019 at 9:07 am

RE: Damned atheists - by Yonadav - March 16, 2019 at 8:53 am

RE: Damned atheists - by downbeatplumb - March 17, 2019 at 9:13 am

RE: Damned atheists - by Yonadav - March 17, 2019 at 10:16 am

RE: Damned atheists - by Angrboda - March 15, 2019 at 9:20 am

RE: Damned atheists - by The Grand Nudger - March 15, 2019 at 1:48 pm

RE: Damned atheists - by Mister Agenda - March 15, 2019 at 4:38 pm

RE: Damned atheists - by Angrboda - March 17, 2019 at 9:09 am

RE: Damned atheists - by The Grand Nudger - March 17, 2019 at 10:34 am

RE: Damned atheists - by Mister Agenda - March 18, 2019 at 8:59 am

RE: Damned atheists - by The Grand Nudger - March 18, 2019 at 11:27 am

RE: Damned atheists - by Fake Messiah - April 8, 2019 at 4:25 pm

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RE: Damned atheists - by Fake Messiah - December 28, 2019 at 6:35 am

RE: Damned atheists - by The Architect Of Fate - December 28, 2019 at 3:39 pm

RE: Damned atheists - by Gawdzilla Sama - December 28, 2019 at 8:01 am

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