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Proof That I'm Inflammable
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RE: Proof That I'm Inflammable
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"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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Proof That I'm Inflammable - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 3, 2018 at 4:50 am
RE: Proof That I'm Inflammable - by Lucanus - September 3, 2018 at 5:24 am
RE: Proof That I'm Inflammable - by The Valkyrie - September 3, 2018 at 5:27 am
RE: Proof That I'm Inflammable - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 3, 2018 at 5:33 am
RE: Proof That I'm Inflammable - by The Valkyrie - September 3, 2018 at 5:35 am
RE: Proof That I'm Inflammable - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 3, 2018 at 5:44 am
RE: Proof That I'm Inflammable - by fromdownunder - September 3, 2018 at 6:03 am
RE: Proof That I'm Inflammable - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 3, 2018 at 6:08 am
RE: Proof That I'm Inflammable - by fromdownunder - September 3, 2018 at 6:42 am
RE: Proof That I'm Inflammable - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 3, 2018 at 6:47 am
RE: Proof That I'm Inflammable - by LastPoet - September 3, 2018 at 8:16 am
RE: Proof That I'm Inflammable - by Fireball - September 3, 2018 at 9:26 am
RE: Proof That I'm Inflammable - by ignoramus - September 4, 2018 at 5:22 am

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