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Proof that I'm out of fucks to give
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Proof that I'm out of fucks to give
September 3, 2018 at 9:23 am
I have four kids and tried trading them for groceries once.
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RE: Proof that I'm out of fucks to give
September 3, 2018 at 9:48 am
(September 3, 2018 at 9:23 am)Joods Wrote: I have four kids and tried trading them for groceries once.


That is why I have a cat and not kids. Big Grin
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RE: Proof that I'm out of fucks to give
September 3, 2018 at 12:16 pm
(September 3, 2018 at 9:23 am)Joods Wrote: I have four kids and tried trading them for groceries once.

Trade them for food stamps and then use the food stamps for groceries.
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RE: Proof that I'm out of fucks to give
September 3, 2018 at 1:41 pm
(September 3, 2018 at 9:23 am)Joods Wrote: I have four kids and tried trading them for groceries once.

Sell them to organ traffickers.

Far better money.

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RE: Proof that I'm out of fucks to give
September 3, 2018 at 2:04 pm
I swear there must've been one hell of a party. Everyone has proof.
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RE: Proof that I'm out of fucks to give
September 3, 2018 at 2:24 pm
(September 3, 2018 at 9:48 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(September 3, 2018 at 9:23 am)Joods Wrote: I have four kids and tried trading them for groceries once.


That is why I have a cat and not kids. Big Grin

That's where you're wrong.

Kids can be exchanged for better groceries.
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RE: Proof that I'm out of fucks to give
September 3, 2018 at 2:31 pm
(September 3, 2018 at 2:24 pm)Mathilda Wrote:
(September 3, 2018 at 9:48 am)Brian37 Wrote: That is why I have a cat and not kids. Big Grin

That's where you're wrong.

Kids can be exchanged for better groceries.

He he he. That means Octomom will not need to worry about buying food until she trades her last kid.
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RE: Proof that I'm out of fucks to give
September 3, 2018 at 4:03 pm
(September 3, 2018 at 9:48 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(September 3, 2018 at 9:23 am)Joods Wrote: I have four kids and tried trading them for groceries once.


That is why I have a cat and not kids. Big Grin

Those can be traded as well. They are dominant in assholishness.
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RE: Proof that I'm out of fucks to give
September 3, 2018 at 4:12 pm
(September 3, 2018 at 4:03 pm)Joods Wrote:
(September 3, 2018 at 9:48 am)Brian37 Wrote: That is why I have a cat and not kids. Big Grin

Those can be traded as well. They are dominant in assholishness.

Cats are individuals too. My cat is very friendly no mean bone in his body.

I think the standoffish felines are more likely to be outdoor cats whom constantly have to watch out for danger. Whereas mine is strictly indoors, gets lots of friendly contact from me.
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RE: Proof that I'm out of fucks to give
September 3, 2018 at 4:19 pm
(September 3, 2018 at 9:23 am)Joods Wrote: I have four kids and tried trading them for groceries once.

Only once? I try to use mine in every transaction I make. Tongue
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