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Proof I'm Amoray

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Proof I'm Amoray
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Proof I'm Amoray
September 3, 2018 at 10:23 am
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Proof I'm Amoray
September 3, 2018 at 10:37 am (This post was last modified: September 3, 2018 at 10:38 am by Abaddon_ire.)
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's Amoray.
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RE: Proof I'm Amoray
September 3, 2018 at 11:29 am
(September 3, 2018 at 10:37 am)Abaddon_ire Wrote: ♫When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's Amoray.♫

Seriously, folks, it's Alt-14. Write that down.  Dodgy
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RE: Proof I'm Amoray
September 3, 2018 at 11:43 am
Did you go "Ploof" when you entered the water?
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Proof I'm Amoray
September 3, 2018 at 1:55 pm
(September 3, 2018 at 10:37 am)Abaddon_ire Wrote: When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's Amoray.

Ninja'd!  That was going to be my next one.  Sad

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Proof I'm Amoray
September 3, 2018 at 9:57 pm
(September 3, 2018 at 1:55 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 3, 2018 at 10:37 am)Abaddon_ire Wrote: When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's Amoray.

Ninja'd!  That was going to be my next one.  Sad

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When you go for a swim
And an eel bites your shin
It’s a moray!
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Proof I'm Amoray
September 4, 2018 at 5:02 am
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No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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