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Proof that I AM
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RE: Proof that I AM
I CANNOT READ WHAT IS WRITTEN, FELLOW HUMAN. COULD YOU PLEASE HELP ME?
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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Messages In This Thread
Proof that I AM - by Aoi Magi - September 3, 2018 at 7:52 am
RE: Proof that I AM - by ignoramus - September 4, 2018 at 7:07 am
RE: Proof that I AM - by Lucanus - September 4, 2018 at 10:13 am
RE: Proof that I AM - by Sal - September 4, 2018 at 10:21 am
RE: Proof that I AM - by Lucanus - September 4, 2018 at 10:24 am
RE: Proof that I AM - by Aoi Magi - September 4, 2018 at 1:00 pm
RE: Proof that I AM - by Lucanus - September 4, 2018 at 1:28 pm
RE: Proof that I AM - by energizer bunny - September 6, 2018 at 1:11 am

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