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Proof That I'm Inflammable

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Proof That I'm Inflammable
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Proof That I'm Inflammable
September 3, 2018 at 4:50 am
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RE: Proof That I'm Inflammable
September 3, 2018 at 5:24 am
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"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Proof That I'm Inflammable
September 3, 2018 at 5:27 am
Meet me in Rotorua.

I want to test this claim.

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RE: Proof That I'm Inflammable
September 3, 2018 at 5:33 am
I find your lack of trust disturbing.  Typical, but disturbing.

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RE: Proof That I'm Inflammable
September 3, 2018 at 5:35 am
Trust is earned.

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RE: Proof That I'm Inflammable
September 3, 2018 at 5:44 am
But if you test my inflammability, I'll be 'urned'.

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RE: Proof That I'm Inflammable
September 3, 2018 at 6:03 am
(September 3, 2018 at 4:50 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: giphy.gif]

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This new learning amazes me Sir Bedevere. Explain to me again how sheep’s bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes. 

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RE: Proof That I'm Inflammable
September 3, 2018 at 6:08 am
One does NOT respond to a Mel Brooks reference with a Monty Python reference!  Bad form, Patsy.

Besides, it's only a model...

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RE: Proof That I'm Inflammable
September 3, 2018 at 6:42 am
(September 3, 2018 at 6:08 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: One does NOT respond to a Mel Brooks reference with a Monty Python reference!  Bad form, Patsy.

Besides, it's only a model...

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That comment hurt me, made me hysterical and caused me to drop a full bottle of beer on my foot.

So, I'm wet and in pain, and still hysterical.

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RE: Proof That I'm Inflammable
September 3, 2018 at 6:47 am
(September 3, 2018 at 6:42 am)fromdownunder Wrote:
(September 3, 2018 at 6:08 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: One does NOT respond to a Mel Brooks reference with a Monty Python reference!  Bad form, Patsy.

Besides, it's only a model...

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That comment hurt me, made me hysterical and caused me to drop a full bottle of beer on my foot.

So, I'm wet and in pain, and still hysterical.

Norm

Well played. Smile

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