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Did you choose your God or inherit him?

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RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him?

September 19, 2011 at 10:53 pm (This post was last modified: September 19, 2011 at 10:54 pm by thesummerqueen.)

(September 19, 2011 at 10:26 pm)Epimethean Wrote: He was handed to me, and when I tried him, I said, "If god tasted more like a cheeseburger, there might be more xtians." It tastes like shit, the wine sucks, and there is no party: Why bother worshipping such a boring ass fantasy? Give me orgies, real wine and pan flutes if we're going to play with the divinity set.

You might just be my kind of man. My heart is going pitter-patter.

PS - my people inherits their god like no fucking other, and let me tell you...I would have preferred the gold. Where did that shit go?!

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Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Greatest I am - September 19, 2011 at 8:55 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Violet - September 19, 2011 at 9:00 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Greatest I am - September 20, 2011 at 9:19 am

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Violet - September 20, 2011 at 5:16 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Minimalist - September 19, 2011 at 9:04 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Cinjin - September 19, 2011 at 10:20 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by ElDinero - September 19, 2011 at 9:25 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Greatest I am - September 20, 2011 at 9:22 am

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by padraic - September 19, 2011 at 10:22 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Epimethean - September 19, 2011 at 10:26 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by thesummerqueen - September 19, 2011 at 10:53 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Epimethean - September 19, 2011 at 11:20 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by fr0d0 - September 20, 2011 at 3:44 am

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Epimethean - September 20, 2011 at 8:15 am

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by thesummerqueen - September 20, 2011 at 9:21 am

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Epimethean - September 20, 2011 at 9:31 am

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by thesummerqueen - September 20, 2011 at 9:32 am

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Epimethean - September 20, 2011 at 9:34 am

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by KichigaiNeko - September 20, 2011 at 11:46 am

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Castle - September 20, 2011 at 12:02 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Greatest I am - September 20, 2011 at 12:15 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Castle - September 20, 2011 at 1:16 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Greatest I am - September 21, 2011 at 9:46 am

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Violet - September 21, 2011 at 12:38 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by thesummerqueen - September 21, 2011 at 12:51 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Violet - September 21, 2011 at 12:58 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by thesummerqueen - September 21, 2011 at 12:59 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Faith No More - September 21, 2011 at 1:37 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by fr0d0 - September 21, 2011 at 1:15 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by thesummerqueen - September 21, 2011 at 1:19 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by thesummerqueen - September 21, 2011 at 1:38 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by The Grand Nudger - September 21, 2011 at 3:07 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by thesummerqueen - September 21, 2011 at 3:10 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by The Grand Nudger - September 21, 2011 at 3:16 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by thesummerqueen - September 21, 2011 at 3:23 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by lucent - September 24, 2011 at 7:30 am

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Greatest I am - September 24, 2011 at 11:06 am

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Epimethean - September 24, 2011 at 8:23 am

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by lucent - September 24, 2011 at 4:38 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by fr0d0 - September 24, 2011 at 8:44 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Violet - September 24, 2011 at 11:36 am

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Greatest I am - September 24, 2011 at 1:25 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Violet - September 24, 2011 at 2:11 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by thesummerqueen - September 24, 2011 at 8:47 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by fr0d0 - September 24, 2011 at 8:58 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by thesummerqueen - September 24, 2011 at 9:00 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by fr0d0 - September 24, 2011 at 9:33 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by thesummerqueen - September 24, 2011 at 9:35 pm

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