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A question about the crew and passengers on the Ark.
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RE: A question about the crew and passengers on the Ark.
September 7, 2018 at 2:35 pm
It's the best that Dripshit can ever manage.

Let's see....according to the Holy Horseshit that Drippy so loves....


Quote:32 And Noah was five hundred years old: and Noah begat Shem, Ham, and Japheth.

Gen 5

Guess no viagra needed back then, huh?

The fable then goes on to claim:


Quote:11 In the six hundredth year of Noah's life, in the second month, the seventeenth day of the month, the same day were all the fountains of the great deep broken up, and the windows of heaven were opened.

Gen 7


So, even allowing for all of Drippy's Happy Horseshit the "children" were at least 100 years old.  Some kids, like Dripshit, never grow up and never leave home it seems!
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RE: A question about the crew and passengers on the Ark. - by Minimalist - September 7, 2018 at 2:35 pm

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