Him: "What I look for in a girl is personality."
Me: "Good, because I have several."
Him: "What?"
Me: "Don't listen to her. She's crazy!"
Me: "Good, because I have several."
Him: "What?"
Me: "Don't listen to her. She's crazy!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"