Babysitting can be fun.
Kid: "Tomorrow, can we go to a haunted house for Halloween?"
Me: "What's wrong with the one you live in?"
Kid: "What?"
Me: "Sweet dreams".
Kid: "Tomorrow, can we go to a haunted house for Halloween?"
Me: "What's wrong with the one you live in?"
Kid: "What?"
Me: "Sweet dreams".
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"