Random Thoughts

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

They tell me that 1) toast lands with the buttered side down and 2) a cat always lands on its feet.  The logical result, then, of fixing a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat and then dropping the cat should be that the cat/toast symbiote never reaches the floor, but simply revolves forever.

My wife foolishly refuses to let me test this hypothesis.

Boru

You would have to put 4 small pieces of toast on it's feet surely? If you put it on it's back you've just got a cat with toast on it's back.

No, because the propensity for the butter side to hit the floor would be counterbalanced by the cat’s propensity to land on it’s feet.  If you put toast on the cat’s feet, the whole unit would simply land feet first.

Boru