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The Holy Bible 101

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The Holy Bible 101
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RE: The Holy Bible 101
September 27, 2011 at 4:49 pm
(September 27, 2011 at 8:58 am)DeistPaladin Wrote:
(September 26, 2011 at 6:29 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Apparently god could have used an editor, yes. I've recently been informed that the message of god is actually only four words long. Talk about overwritten.

What four words?

My guesses:

On your knees, mortal!

Send your money today.

Don't question your priest.

"You have been trolled."

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The Holy Bible 101

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The Holy Bible 101 - by Rokcet Scientist - September 26, 2011 at 1:27 am
RE: The Holy Bible 101 - by Cinjin - September 26, 2011 at 1:20 pm
RE: The Holy Bible 101 - by Rev. Rye - September 26, 2011 at 3:23 pm
RE: The Holy Bible 101 - by Stucky - September 27, 2011 at 12:13 pm
RE: The Holy Bible 101 - by Rokcet Scientist - September 27, 2011 at 4:47 pm
RE: The Holy Bible 101 - by Loading Please Wait - September 26, 2011 at 6:26 pm
RE: The Holy Bible 101 - by The Grand Nudger - September 26, 2011 at 6:29 pm
RE: The Holy Bible 101 - by DeistPaladin - September 27, 2011 at 8:58 am
RE: The Holy Bible 101 - by Jackalope - September 27, 2011 at 4:49 pm
RE: The Holy Bible 101 - by DeistPaladin - September 27, 2011 at 5:09 pm
RE: The Holy Bible 101 - by Rokcet Scientist - September 27, 2011 at 8:26 pm
RE: The Holy Bible 101 - by medviation - September 27, 2011 at 8:51 am
RE: The Holy Bible 101 - by The Grand Nudger - September 27, 2011 at 11:35 am
RE: The Holy Bible 101 - by Minimalist - September 27, 2011 at 12:20 pm
RE: The Holy Bible 101 - by Welsh cake - September 27, 2011 at 12:26 pm

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