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Athiests make me laugh
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RE: Athiests make me laugh
(May 25, 2009 at 3:15 pm)JesusLovesUs Wrote: Athiests make me laugh.

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go **** a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men ****ing eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate yours! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END



Who ever did actually write this truly lacks common sense and any type of morality. If fear-mongering cult followers, such as yourself, ever wonder why non-believers are finally speaking out and are sounding upset while doing so, just re-read the dribble you have posted on this forum.

It's people like you that need to start taking responsibility for your own actions, instead of putting the blame on everything but yourself. I don't have to know you personally, people like you come a dime a dozen and your post here, not only, proves my point, but reflects your ignorance all in the same...

Wake up and try a bit of reality for once in your life...
Intelligence is the only true moral guide...
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Messages In This Thread
Athiests make me laugh - by JesusLovesUs - May 25, 2009 at 3:15 pm
RE: Athiests make me laugh - by Kyuuketsuki - May 25, 2009 at 3:19 pm
RE: Athiests make me laugh - by leo-rcc - May 25, 2009 at 3:30 pm
RE: Athiests make me laugh - by Samson - May 25, 2009 at 3:36 pm
RE: Athiests make me laugh - by Edwardo Piet - May 25, 2009 at 4:11 pm
RE: Athiests make me laugh - by lrh9 - May 25, 2009 at 5:33 pm
RE: Athiests make me laugh - by Ace Otana - May 25, 2009 at 5:50 pm
RE: Athiests make me laugh - by Edwardo Piet - May 25, 2009 at 6:34 pm
RE: Athiests make me laugh - by leo-rcc - May 25, 2009 at 6:59 pm
RE: Athiests make me laugh - by Ace Otana - May 26, 2009 at 10:50 am
RE: Athiests make me laugh - by Demonaura - May 25, 2009 at 7:59 pm
RE: Athiests make me laugh - by padraic - May 25, 2009 at 8:08 pm
RE: Athiests make me laugh - by Tiberius - May 25, 2009 at 8:10 pm
RE: Athiests make me laugh - by Edwardo Piet - May 25, 2009 at 8:46 pm
RE: Athiests make me laugh - by Matt85 - May 26, 2009 at 2:38 am
RE: Athiests make me laugh - by Giff - May 26, 2009 at 7:50 am
RE: Athiests make me laugh - by athoughtfulman - May 26, 2009 at 10:03 am
RE: Athiests make me laugh - by Tiberius - May 26, 2009 at 10:13 am
RE: Athiests make me laugh - by chatpilot - May 26, 2009 at 11:51 am
RE: Athiests make me laugh - by Edwardo Piet - May 26, 2009 at 2:13 pm

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