Her: I know it's horribly unethical by I really want a miniaturized zonkey that wears sneakers for a house pet.
Me: How flexible are your morals?
Her: Why
Me: So I can figure out how robust my breeding program needs to be.
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Me: If you cross a crocodile with a zonkey do you get a cronkey?
Her: No, you get a cranky!
Me: No, you get a Crikey!
Her: Where does the "I" come from.
Me: Steve Irwin's legacy was putting the "I" in "Crikey!"
Me: How flexible are your morals?
Her: Why
Me: So I can figure out how robust my breeding program needs to be.
...
Me: If you cross a crocodile with a zonkey do you get a cronkey?
Her: No, you get a cranky!
Me: No, you get a Crikey!
Her: Where does the "I" come from.
Me: Steve Irwin's legacy was putting the "I" in "Crikey!"
