Why is it a sad thing that I have better things to do with my life than pretend that there might be some better life to come after I'm dead? Take your pity, shove it up your arse, and fuck off, you sanctimonious twat.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
