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THIS Is How You Update A Christmas Song!

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THIS Is How You Update A Christmas Song!
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RE: THIS Is How You Update A Christmas Song!
December 23, 2018 at 3:30 pm
(December 22, 2018 at 5:59 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Santa Baby

Boru

Ever think about how dark some of this shit is???

Ol' St. Nick is some kind of super stalker.

You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town

Sounds threatening to me....


He's making a list
He's checking it twice;
He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice
Santa Claus is coming to town

Who does this creep think he is?? Richard Nixon with his enemies list??

He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows when you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake....

WTF? Does this son of a bitch have our house bugged? Does he have a goddamned warrant???

I KNOW MY RIGHTS YOU FACIST BASTARD!!!!

What do you think this is?? 1984????

....


Ho, ho, fucking ho, indeed....
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RE: THIS Is How You Update A Christmas Song! - by onlinebiker - December 23, 2018 at 3:30 pm

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