Losing your virginity.

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Warning: condensed sexual history hidden.

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I lost my virginity to a pineapple when I was 12.

No, I'm just kidding:

'Virginity' is a thing that I can't tell you how old I was when I 'lost' it (as if it was one fell swoop). For me it went in stages, and really you could consider me still a virgin depending on definition (I've never been vaginally penetrated (because I don't have one), and I've never even once used a penis on another person (because I despise the thing and I wouldn't enjoy it)).

(Key:
Early = June, July, August, September
Middle = October, November, December, January
Late = February, March, April, May)

Started seriously playing around sexually with a boy my age early in my 13th year, dry humping and giving hand jobs by middle-late 13th year, didn't start receiving any foreplay until the beginning-middle of 14th year (all of said foreplay being neck nibbled), didn't 'really' start oral until the middle of 14th year, only got my first kiss on the lips sometime in the late-middle of 14th year, began receiving various nipple pleasures at birthday of 15th year, initial time of bare penis coming into contact with my perineum was early-middle 15th year, first erotic spankings in middle 15th year, first anal penetrations late-middle 15th year, first time totally naked in bed (and cuddled) with someone was 16th birthday, beginning attempts to tittyfuck without the breasts to do it early-middle 16th year, mastering of blowjobs by middle 16th year, first time anyone stroked my perineum middle-late 16 (and I'm in love with it), first time bringing a man to orgasm with a foot was early 17th year, first time I totally let myself go during sex (and first time having sex while being held in the air) and all three times I enjoyed anal sex: early-middle 17th year, first time I smelled another girl's skin was middle of 17th year (shame that didn't work out), and the first time I've gone entirely without sex for more than a month was early 18... and it doesn't look like I'll be having it any time soon

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So yes, bananas are evil.